The History of the Too Hot

Past Winners
Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul",
"Aunt Emma", "It's OK To Croquet")
2024 Tom Baker Maha Kali
2023 Glen Moffat Maha Kali
2022 A. Pathy A. Pathy
2021 Neil Ardron Maha Kali
2020 Covid Covid
2019 Glen Moffat Maha Kali
2018 Jeff Ibsen Maha Kali
2017 Tom Baker Maha Kali
2016 Tom Baker Maha Kali
2015 Tom Baker Maha Kali
2014 Rob Hough Maha Kali
2013 Glen Moffat Maha Kali
2012 Tom Baker Maha Kali
2011 Phil Brown Maha Kali
2010 Rob Hough Maha Kali
2009 Rob Hough Maha Kali
2008 Rob Hough Maha Kali
2007 Steve 'Willeye' Wilson Maha Kali
2006 Neil Ardron Maha Kali
2005 Phil Brown Kathy Whittaker
2004 Tom Baker Maha Kali
2003 Neil Ardron Maha Kali
2002 Phil Brown Heather McMaster
2001 Rob Hough Chris Wilson
2000 Tom Baker Tracey Harding
1999 Rob Hough Heather McMaster
1998 Phil Brown Allyson Nichols
1997 Ray Paavola Jocelyn Kennedy
1996 Tom Baker John Subotich
1995 Tom Baker Jeff Ibsen
1994 Ray Paavola Jacqueline Bruner
1993 Rob Hough Laurie Trez
1992 Tom Baker Jocelyn Kennedy
1991 Rob Hough
1990 Rob Hough
1989 Ray Paavola
1988 Geoff Hendry
1987 Rob Hough
1986 Ray Paavola
1985 Bob Boroski
1984 Mitch Wywiorski
1983 Dave Drew
1982 Selassie I
1981 Jah Rastafari
 

 

 

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2024

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Tom Baker Maha Kali

 

 

 

2023

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Glen Moffat Maha Kali
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2022

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Neil Ardron Maha Kali
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2021

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Neil Ardron Maha Kali
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2020

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Covid Covid
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2019

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Glen Moffat Maha Kali
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2018

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Jeff Ibsen Maha Kali

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2017

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Tom Baker Maha Kali

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2016

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Tom Baker Maha Kali

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2015

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Tom Baker Maha Kali

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2014

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Rob Hough Maha Kali

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2013

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Glen Moffat Maha Kali

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2012

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Tom Baker Maha Kali

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2011

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Phil Brown Maha Kali

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2010

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Rob Hough Maha Kali

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2009

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Rob Hough Maha Kali

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2008

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Rob Hough Maha Kali

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2007

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Steve 'Willeye' Wilson Maha Kali

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2006

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Neil Ardron Maha Kali

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2005

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Phil Brown Kathy Whittaker

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2004

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Tom Baker Maha Kali

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2003

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Neil Ardron Maha Kali

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2002

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Phil Brown Heather McMaster

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2001

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Rob Hough Chris Wilson

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2000

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Tom Baker Tracey Harding

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1999

Too Hot Ball Crusher Too Hot Church Lady
(a.k.a. "MalletHead", "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "Marge Simpson", "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Rob Hough Heather McMaster

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1998

Too Hot MalletHead Too Hot Marge Simpson
(a.k.a. "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Phil Brown Allyson Nichols

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1997

Too Hot MalletHead Too Hot Marge Simpson
(a.k.a. "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Ray Paavola Jocelyn Kennedy

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1996

Too Hot MalletHead Too Hot Marge Simpson
(a.k.a. "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Tom Baker John Subotich

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1995

Too Hot MalletHead Too Hot Marge Simpson
(a.k.a. "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Tom Baker Jeff Ibsen

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1994

Too Hot MalletHead Too Hot Marge Simpson
(a.k.a. "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Ray Paavola Jacqueline Bruner

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1993

Too Hot MalletHead Too Hot Marge Simpson
(a.k.a. "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Rob Hough Laurie Trez

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1992

Too Hot MalletHead Too Hot Marge Simpson
(a.k.a. "Murder By Mallet") (a.k.a. "RuPaul","Aunt Emma",
a.k.a "It's OK To Croquet")
Tom Baker Jocelyn Kennedy

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1991

Too Hot

Rob Hough

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1990

Too Hot

Rob Hough

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1989

Too Hot

Ray Paavola

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1988

Too Hot

Geoff Hendry

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1987

Too Hot

Rob Hough

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1986

Too Hot

Ray Paavola

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1985

Too Hot

Bob Boroski

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1984

Too Hot

Mitch Wywiorski

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1983

Too Hot

Dave Drew

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1982

Too Hot

Selassie I

Hosted at 901? Erb. St. Waterloo, 1982 was the year that saw the police attempt to control the Too Hot.
Fortunately the now famous "caterwauling and balley whoing" defense was successful
and the world is once more a safe place in which to play croquet.

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1981

Too Hot

Jah Rastafari

Hosted at 120 Sunnyvale Waterloo?

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