Posted by Craig on July 03, 1996 at 17:42:54:
In Reply to: I really suck posted by Michael D. Thompson on July 03, 1996 at 13:40:49:
: It's true, I am the world's worst krok player,
: although I did show a spark of brilliance at the
: recent Craig 'n Allyson Invitational when I held
: an uncontested lead position until I got too drunk
: and had to go home. Still, I promise to croquet
: a few of the past (their prime) winners.
: MT
Good try Mike, the old reverse psychology to try
to sneak into the Aunt Emma round and then clean
up (just like Jeffo last year). Unfortunately, you
made the small mistake of getting so drunk that
you could no longer fake being a bad player. The
natural greatness shone through. So, into the
Murder by Mallet for you.