Posted by Too Hot Croquet Commission on July 17, 1997 at 17:05:45:
All right you pussy-whipped, candy-assed,
crack heads! There isn't a single one of you
out there worthy of being invited to this
most prestigous event. Give us some f**king
ATTITUDE ya bunch o' f**king cork sniffers!
If the Commission does not see any verbal
bashing on "Post Your Boast" by Friday at
4:00 p.m, every last one of you will be found,
tied down, and have "Too Hot Marge" branded
on your bare buttockVh%Vh