Posted by Prince Bash-I on July 15, 1998 at 18:37:45:
I am the croquet man
I am the champion
You will never never get next to me,
No matter how you try and you try my friend.
Cause if you ever ever try
To get next to me,
I'm gonna show you a little croquet.
With a chop of the mallet
and a bash to the ball
And a smash thru the wicket
And a blast to the bushes
I'm gonna cut you down
I am the croquet man